Once again I have another driver. When the hell are they going to give me just one? This time it's some cuban guy who's name escapes me. He's a cool guy considering he's from Hialeah and all. So we were cruising for chicks Hialeah style. The driver swore that he was a South Beach Pimp so me and Jmac had a good laugh at his expense. All of a sudden we spot this little B-Girl walking around. We honked, and she stopped to talk. I don't know what the hell I told her, something about the Gap. She started to tell me this bogus story on how she was trying to break dance in a rappers video. Once I heard that ridiculous story I knew she was the catch of the day. I told her that I do documentaries on interesting people and that she would do since nobody interesting was around. She was hooked when she heard there was money involved. I made her battle Baby-D in break dancing and she couldn't dance for shit. The girl was by a doll for goodness sakes. I suspect she was a post spring break drifter th

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